Yeti Pooper Wind Up Candy

Straight from the snowy peaks of questionable taste, the Yeti Pooper is crash-landing into your holiday candy section—and it’s dropping more than just jaws. This frosty little furball is wind-up powered and rear-end reactive, waddling along while delivering a trail of sweet, hard candy pellets like the majestic cryptid it is. Because what says "Happy Holidays!" more than a mythical snow beast relieving itself in public?

Each dispenser is loaded with hard candy nuggets, fresh from the mystical bowels of the Himalayas (or, you know, a factory).