Hachette
Festivus Celebration Kit Seinfeld
Celebrate Festivus– the Seinfeld holiday “for the rest of us”– with Frank Costanza and the one and only talking Festivus pole. Kit includes:
9-inch tall Festivus pole with 4 buttons that play audio of Frank Costanza (Jerry Stiller)
5 Human Fund donation gift cards
2 magnets
Includes the following audio clips from Seinfeld:
Button 1 “The Story of Festivus”: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had-but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way!…out of that, a new holiday was born. A Festivus for the rest of us!
Button 2 “The Festivus Pole”: There’s a pole. It requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting. It’s made from aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.
Button 3 “The Airing of Grievances”: Welcome, newcomers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you’re gonna hear about it!
Button 4 “The Feats of Strength”: And now as Festivus rolls on, we come to the feats of strength. Until you pin me, Festivus is not over! Let’s rumble!
9-inch tall Festivus pole with 4 buttons that play audio of Frank Costanza (Jerry Stiller)
5 Human Fund donation gift cards
2 magnets
Includes the following audio clips from Seinfeld:
Button 1 “The Story of Festivus”: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had-but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way!…out of that, a new holiday was born. A Festivus for the rest of us!
Button 2 “The Festivus Pole”: There’s a pole. It requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting. It’s made from aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.
Button 3 “The Airing of Grievances”: Welcome, newcomers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you’re gonna hear about it!
Button 4 “The Feats of Strength”: And now as Festivus rolls on, we come to the feats of strength. Until you pin me, Festivus is not over! Let’s rumble!
-
Price:
Regular price $12.95
Pickup available at The Rocket Ferndale
Usually ready in 24 hours
Festivus Celebration Kit Seinfeld
Hachette-
The Rocket Ferndale
Pickup available - Usually ready in 24 hours
200 W 9 Mile Rd
Suite A
Ferndale MI 48220
United States+12485565084
-
The Rocket Ypsilanti
Pickup available - Usually ready in 24 hours
122 West Michigan Avenue
Ypsilanti MI 48197
United States+17344832291
Shipping
Discover our reliable shipping options and delivery times. We ensure your orders are delivered safely and promptly, right to your doorstep.