Screw This I'm Going Back To Bed Socks

The birds are singing. The sun is shining. The weather is perfect.

And absolutely none of that sounds better than another three hours in bed.

These hilarious “Screw This, I’m Going Back to Bed” unisex crew socks are for people who wake up, glance out the window at a beautiful day, check the clock, and make the correct decision: not today.

Featuring a suspiciously cheerful little sunshine and a message that’s the exact opposite of motivational, these socks celebrate one of life’s greatest pleasures—rolling over, hitting snooze, and pretending responsibilities don’t exist for a little while longer.

Made from a soft, breathable 70% cotton blend, they’re perfect for lazy weekends, afternoon naps, sleeping in on vacation, snow days, mental health days, and those magical mornings when you have nowhere to be and absolutely no intention of changing that.

They’re a fantastic gift for late sleepers, chronic snoozers, college students, teenagers, night owls, remote workers, professional loungers, and anyone who considers a king-sized mattress one of humanity’s greatest achievements.

Some people jump out of bed ready to seize the day.

These socks are for the rest of us.