Old As Fuck Men's Socks

Getting older is inevitable. Having a sense of humor about it is a choice. These Old As Fuck men's crew socks deliver a birthday roast you can actually wear, featuring a black background with pale blue lettering and skeletons shuffling along with walkers. Scattered gray star doodles finish the design, giving this darkly funny pair a little extra personality. They're a fitting tribute to creaky knees, early bedtimes, and anyone who insists they're still young at heart.

Made with super-soft combed cotton, these socks bring comfort to the joke, whether they're peeking out above sneakers or making an appearance during a well-earned afternoon on the couch. Give them to a friend, brother, partner, or dad who appreciates some lovingly rude birthday humor, or claim a pair for yourself and let your ankles do the talking. The men's crew-length style comes in one size that fits most.

Made from 43% combed cotton, 27% polyester, 27% nylon, and 3% spandex. Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium, and do not bleach.