I Hate Everyone Too 6x8 Spiral Notebook

For the days when your horse is better company than pretty much anyone else. The I Hate Everyone Too Spiral Notebook pairs a sweet, vintage-style illustration of a girl hugging a white horse with a wonderfully unsentimental message: “I hate everyone too.” A dusty pink background, red-and-cream flowers, and pasture fencing give the cover a charming country feel, while the joke adds just the right amount of attitude. Flip it over for another playful scene of the pair riding off together, presumably away from everyone.

Inside, 80 lined, perforated sheets offer plenty of room for daily notes, to-do lists, journal entries, and thoughts best kept out of the group chat. Thick, sturdy covers help protect your pages, and the 5.8-inch-wide by 8.3-inch-high size is handy for keeping at your desk or tucking into a bag. Made with paper from responsibly managed forests, it’s a practical notebook with a distinctly sarcastic streak. Give it to your favorite horse lover, your equally antisocial best friend, or yourself for those moments when a little writing and some imaginary pasture time sound just right.