Bad Betty

Card You're Old As Fuck Birthday

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Sometimes you just have to say it: You're Old As F*ck. This vintage-inspired birthday card does the honors so you don't have to. It's the card that skips the pleasantries and goes straight to the truth — wrapped in a beautiful swan and floral design that's somehow both elegant and absolutely unhinged.

• Premium quality, soft touch cardstock
• Specialty die cut
• Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")
• Blank inside for your own heartfelt (or equally savage) message
• Individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve

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