Card Was Going To Get A Die-Cut Holiday Song

All the holiday cheer, none of the twelve-dollar sound effects. This funny holiday card pokes fun at over-the-top greetings with a front message that promises a die-cut card, glitter, and a high-pitched electronic holiday song. Open it up and the real sentiment lands: “But it was twelve bucks, so I got you this card instead. Happy Holidays.” It’s a wonderfully honest way to spread seasonal joy without getting too sentimental.

Bold teal and red lettering stands out against a pale green background, framed by festive birds and leafy flourishes for a look that’s equal parts cheerful and cheeky. Give it to the friend who appreciates a bargain, the sibling who shares your sarcastic streak, or anyone who would rather have a good laugh than another singing card. Tuck it into a holiday gift or let the punchline do the gifting on its own. Sometimes knowing someone’s sense of humor says more than glitter ever could.