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Card The Inevitable Desert Cool Birthday
For the Friend Who Appreciates Honesty
Skulls. Cacti. A blood-red desert sky. And a birthday message that cuts straight to the existential truth. The Inevitable Desert Birthday Card is for the person in your life who doesn't need you to pretend aging is fun — they just need you to acknowledge it with style.
What's Inside
Front: "Every day is a little bit closer to the inevitable. Happy Birthday!"
- Blank inside for your own message
- Printed on high-quality card stock with bold, graphic artwork
- Comes with a coordinating envelope
- Standard A2 greeting card size
Dark, cool, and oddly uplifting. The perfect card for the friend who laughs at the void.
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Price:
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Card The Inevitable Desert Cool Birthday
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