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Card Mercury Retrograde Not Again
Blame the Planet. Send the Card.
Everything's going sideways and you know exactly why. This dramatic, vintage sci-fi-inspired card is the perfect way to commiserate with someone who's also been personally victimized by Mercury in retrograde — or just needs a laugh during a chaotic week.
What's Inside
Front: "Mercury in Retrograde... not again!"
- Blank inside for your own message
- Printed on high-quality card stock
- Comes with a coordinating envelope
- Standard A2 greeting card size
Send it as a "thinking of you," a "sorry your week is a disaster," or just because Mercury is, in fact, in retrograde again. It always is.
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Card Mercury Retrograde Not Again
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