Card Mercury Retrograde Not Again

Blame the Planet. Send the Card.

Everything's going sideways and you know exactly why. This dramatic, vintage sci-fi-inspired card is the perfect way to commiserate with someone who's also been personally victimized by Mercury in retrograde — or just needs a laugh during a chaotic week.

What's Inside

Front: "Mercury in Retrograde... not again!"

• Blank inside for your own message
• Printed on high-quality card stock
• Comes with a coordinating envelope
• Standard A2 greeting card size

Send it as a "thinking of you," a "sorry your week is a disaster," or just because Mercury is, in fact, in retrograde again. It always is.