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Card Mercury Retrograde Not Again

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Blame the Planet. Send the Card.

Everything's going sideways and you know exactly why. This dramatic, vintage sci-fi-inspired card is the perfect way to commiserate with someone who's also been personally victimized by Mercury in retrograde — or just needs a laugh during a chaotic week.

What's Inside

Front: "Mercury in Retrograde... not again!"

  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Printed on high-quality card stock
  • Comes with a coordinating envelope
  • Standard A2 greeting card size

Send it as a "thinking of you," a "sorry your week is a disaster," or just because Mercury is, in fact, in retrograde again. It always is.

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