Card Jumper Cables Insult

Some people are like jumper cables — they show up when things are bad, make everything tense, and leave as soon as the situation improves. This card is for that person in your life. You know the one. A hilariously backhanded greeting for anyone who deserves a little roast with their mail.

• Premium quality, soft touch cardstock
• Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")
• Blank inside for your own zinger
• Individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve