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Card Hey Bitch Birthday

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For the Friend Who's Earned the Right to Not Care

This is the birthday card for your ride-or-die — the one who's been through it all and come out the other side absolutely unbothered. Bold retro artwork, an even bolder greeting, and a message that says exactly what a real friendship sounds like.

What's Inside

Front: "Hey B*tch! Happy Birthday — you're finally old enough to not give a f*ck!"

  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Printed on high-quality card stock
  • Comes with a coordinating envelope
  • Standard A2 greeting card size

Because some friendships deserve more than a generic "Happy Birthday." Send this one.

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