Card Happy Birthday From Your Favorite Bitch

Celebrate your ride-or-die with a card that gets it. This hilarious birthday greeting cuts through the usual pleasantries with unapologetic sass and humor—because your favorite bitch deserves a card as bold and fabulous as she is. Perfect for the friend who laughs at everything, takes nothing seriously, and somehow makes life infinitely more entertaining. Slip it in an envelope and watch her crack up. No boring sentiments here, just pure comedic gold wrapped in birthday cheer.

Celebrate your love with this hilarious Birthday card. Made from high-quality cardstock and coated with a matte finish, this card has a beautiful texture and feel. It's the perfect card for your significant other, friend, or family member Printed in Colorado, USA, on eco-friendly paper, this card comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post Consumer Waste recycled paper.