Archie McPhee
Giant Lobster Claws
BECOME A LOBSTER SUPERHERO AND TAKE THE LAW INTO YOUR OWN CLAWS
Sure, your boring old human hands let you do nuanced things like type and count to ten, but you have to admit you'd be fifty times more awesome with claws. This set of two 14-1/2" long latex Giant Lobster Claws slips on over your hands and instantly makes you more lobstery. In fact, you'll look so lobsteriffic, you'll hardly be able to resist dipping yourself in butter. While we don't recommend driving or operating heavy machinery while wearing these, they're not completely useless. You can sorta kinds of pick stuff up when you move the pinchers. Also helps you give a powerful handshake. Fit most adult hands.
Sure, your boring old human hands let you do nuanced things like type and count to ten, but you have to admit you'd be fifty times more awesome with claws. This set of two 14-1/2" long latex Giant Lobster Claws slips on over your hands and instantly makes you more lobstery. In fact, you'll look so lobsteriffic, you'll hardly be able to resist dipping yourself in butter. While we don't recommend driving or operating heavy machinery while wearing these, they're not completely useless. You can sorta kinds of pick stuff up when you move the pinchers. Also helps you give a powerful handshake. Fit most adult hands.
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Price:
Regular price $29.99
Pickup unavailable at: The Rocket Ferndale
Giant Lobster Claws
Archie McPhee-
The Rocket Ferndale
Pickup currently unavailable
200 W 9 Mile Rd
Suite A
Ferndale MI 48220
United States+12485565084
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The Rocket Ypsilanti
Pickup available - Usually ready in 24 hours
122 West Michigan Avenue
Ypsilanti MI 48197
United States+17344832291
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