Caffeine Addict Air Freshener

Don't talk to me before my first coffee.

I mean it. I need at least a full pot before I can even talk properly. I don't know exactly how I got here but I'm definitely digging it. Without sporting vibrating knees and jittery teeth, is it really even me at this point? I wear caffeine like a suit of armor. My own personal suit of piping-hot, nutty-flavored, full-blown anxiety.

Coffee Shop Scent

Double-sided full-color air freshener measures 3 1/2″ x 3″ H; comes with nylon hanging cord

© 2022 Whiskey River Soap Co.