{"product_id":"the-ick-files-book","title":"The Ick Files Book","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe ultimate compendium of cringe-worthy libido-killing dating behavior.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou know the feeling: someone says or does one tiny thing so profoundly unsexy that your attraction vanishes instantly. Chemistry: dead. Romance: canceled. Nervous system: offline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCongratulations. You’ve got the ick.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Ick Files is an A-to-Z catalog of the bizarre, irrational, painfully specific behaviors that instantly kill attraction—and unite daters everywhere in horrified solidarity. Featuring more than 175 real-life submissions, this collection celebrates modern romance at its absolute worst.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome icks are petty. Some are justified. Some are so deeply upsetting they deserve academic study.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether it’s a guy chasing a ping-pong ball, clapping when the plane lands, or a girl who owns thirty stuffed animals and kisses every single one of them goodnight before she goes to sleep, The Ick Files proves that dating today isn’t about finding “the one”—it’s about discovering increasingly creative reasons to never text someone back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for birthdays, breakups, bachelor and bachelorette parties, and passing around at dinner while everyone screams, “WAIT—I HAVE ONE.”\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon \u0026 Schuster","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43523024977981,"sku":"51235","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0030\/1239\/5069\/files\/TheIckFilesBook1.jpg?v=1787845285","url":"https:\/\/www.shoptherocket.com\/products\/the-ick-files-book","provider":"www.shoptherocket.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}