{"product_id":"old-as-fuck-mens-socks","title":"Old As Fuck Men's Socks","description":"\u003cp\u003eGetting older is inevitable. Having a sense of humor about it is a choice. These Old As Fuck men's crew socks deliver a birthday roast you can actually wear, featuring a black background with pale blue lettering and skeletons shuffling along with walkers. Scattered gray star doodles finish the design, giving this darkly funny pair a little extra personality. They're a fitting tribute to creaky knees, early bedtimes, and anyone who insists they're still young at heart.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade with super-soft combed cotton, these socks bring comfort to the joke, whether they're peeking out above sneakers or making an appearance during a well-earned afternoon on the couch. Give them to a friend, brother, partner, or dad who appreciates some lovingly rude birthday humor, or claim a pair for yourself and let your ankles do the talking. The men's crew-length style comes in one size that fits most.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade from 43% combed cotton, 27% polyester, 27% nylon, and 3% spandex. Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium, and do not bleach.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Groovy Things Co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44506493812797,"sku":"51856","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0030\/1239\/5069\/files\/OldAsFuckMen_sSocksp1.jpg?v=1794355701","url":"https:\/\/www.shoptherocket.com\/products\/old-as-fuck-mens-socks","provider":"www.shoptherocket.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}