{"product_id":"nah-fucking-humbug-womens-socks","title":"Bah Fucking Humbug Women's Socks","description":"\u003cp\u003eDeck the halls, or don't. These Nah Fucking Humbug women's socks bring a wonderfully sweary twist to traditional Christmas style. A dark olive-green background is decorated with red bows, holly berries, and scattered stars, with pale gray-green leaves and curling garland-like details completing the festive pattern. Bright red cuffs, heels, and toes add a classic holiday contrast, while cream-colored lettering makes the “Bah Fucking Humbug” message impossible to mistake. They look sweet at first glance, then let the attitude do the rest.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade with super-soft combed cotton, these women's crew socks are ready for holiday movie nights, gift-opening mornings, and surviving one more round of seasonal small talk. Pair them with your favorite casual outfit or slip them into a stocking for the friend who celebrates Christmas with equal parts cheer and sarcasm. The one-size-fits-most style makes them an easy choice for an adults-only gift exchange or a cheeky treat for yourself. Festive colors, a familiar grumble, and absolutely no forced holiday enthusiasm required.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade from 43% combed cotton, 27% polyester, 27% nylon, and 3% spandex. Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium, and do not bleach.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Groovy Things Co","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44506501251133,"sku":"51863","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0030\/1239\/5069\/files\/NahFuckingHumbugWomen_sSocksp1.jpg?v=1794356777","url":"https:\/\/www.shoptherocket.com\/products\/nah-fucking-humbug-womens-socks","provider":"www.shoptherocket.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}