{"product_id":"mini-12-days-of-sarcastic-christmas-set-of-12-card-pack","title":"Mini 12 Days of Sarcastic Christmas Set Of 12 Card Pack","description":"\u003cp\u003eLooking for a holiday gift with a little more attitude? Our Mini 12 Days of Sarcastic Christmas Card Gift Set is packed with 12 hilariously inappropriate mini cards guaranteed to earn laughs, eye rolls, and possibly a spot on Santa's naughty list. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCONTENTS: \u003cbr\u003e• 12 miniature cards 3.75\" tall x 2.5\" wide \u003cbr\u003e• 12 miniature kraft envelopes \u003cbr\u003e• Box \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCARDS INCLUDE \u003cbr\u003e• Fa–la–fucking–la \u003cbr\u003e• ‘Tis the damn season. \u003cbr\u003e• Time to get your “It’s just what I wanted” face ready. \u003cbr\u003e• A basic Christmas card for a basic bitch. \u003cbr\u003e• Spoiler alert: he dies. \u003cbr\u003e• It’s beginning to look a lot like fuck this. \u003cbr\u003e• Save water, drink cocoa. \u003cbr\u003e• He sees you when you’re drinking . . . \u003cbr\u003e• Nothing for you, whore! \u003cbr\u003e• Santa doesn’t believe in you either. \u003cbr\u003e• Merry Christmas to my favorite ho. \u003cbr\u003e• Bite me. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease note: Cards and envelopes are not big enough to be sent through the mail. However, they are perfect for gifting in person, slipping in a packed lunch, or a stocking!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bad Betty","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43376708681789,"sku":"50682","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0030\/1239\/5069\/files\/Mini12DaysofSarcasticChristmasSetOf12CardPack1.jpg?v=1784657383","url":"https:\/\/www.shoptherocket.com\/products\/mini-12-days-of-sarcastic-christmas-set-of-12-card-pack","provider":"www.shoptherocket.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}