Effin' Birds Day To Day 2026 Calendar

Prepare yourself for the best avian swear-a-thon imaginable!

Each weekly page of this hilarious swear-a-day bird calendar features a piece of vintage bird artwork paired with an expletive-laden saying—perfect for devout bird lovers and connoisseurs of profane snark alike. Combined weekend pages provide a special (all new!) opportunity for fans to write their own funny and irreverent captions, ad lib style. Laugh (and swear!) all year long with this delightfully cheeky desktop calendar.

Features include:
No single-use plastic
Page size: 5.354" x 4.488"
Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display
Printed on FSC® certified paper with soy-based ink
Full-color tear-off pages
Back of weekday pages are blank for notes or shopping lists
Back of weekend pages contain fill-in-the-blank Create Your Own Effin’ Birds
Day/Date reference on each page
Combined weekend pages
Official major world holidays and observances
Features vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings