Coolest Dwight Talking Keychain

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Perfect for the ultimate fan of Scranton's Dunder-Mifflin paper company.

It features six classic phrases from your favorite Regional Manager Assistant, Dwight Schrute! Including, "How would you describe me? Three words. Hard work, alpha male, goat hammer, ruthless, shaky." Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, would an idiot do that? And if they did, I don't do that thing. "
Add more phrases like, "Babies are one of my many areas of expertise. Growing up, I made my own circumcision.", "Nothing stresses me. Except having to seek approval from my inferiors.", "Through concentration I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will. "" I never smile if I can help you. Showing one's teeth is a sign of submission in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for her life. "