{"product_id":"card-youre-so-vain","title":"Card You're So Vain","description":"\u003cp\u003eGive your favorite main character a birthday card that's practically begging to be sung out loud. This cheeky greeting pairs big white “You're So Vain” lettering with a peachy-pink background and the teasing follow-up, “I bet you think this card is about you. Don't you? Don't you?” The clean, text-focused design lets the joke take center stage, delivering a playful little roast without getting overly mean.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInside, the card gives them the attention they were expecting all along: “Okay, it is about you. Happy Birthday.” It's a fun choice for a best friend, sibling, partner, or music lover who appreciates a familiar reference and can laugh at themselves. Tuck it into their birthday gift or hand it over with a knowing grin, then let them enjoy being the star of the show. Equal parts affectionate teasing and birthday cheer, this card makes their big day all about them, even if you pretend otherwise.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bald Guy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44506277707837,"sku":"51853","price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0030\/1239\/5069\/files\/CardYou_reSoVainBirthday.png?v=1794351812","url":"https:\/\/www.shoptherocket.com\/products\/card-youre-so-vain","provider":"www.shoptherocket.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}