Here's the sappiest Father's Day card I could make for your punny dad.
{size} - A2
{paper} - Printed on Fluorescent White Crane Lettra 110 lb. paper
{color} - brown, orange & black letterpress
{envelope} - A2 orange envelope
{packaging} - Individually wrapped in a cellophane sleeve
All cards are blank inside.
As this is letterpress printed, each card is unique. Also the colors may be different depending on your computer monitor.