{"product_id":"card-happy-birthday-mother-fucker","title":"Card Happy Birthday Mother Fucker","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the birthday legend who prefers a good insult to a gushy compliment, this card skips the sweet talk and gets straight to the point. Big, bold lettering announces “Happy Birthday Mother F*cker” against a peach-colored background, while a wide-eyed, fang-toothed creature gives two enthusiastic thumbs up. It's weird, wonderfully rude, and definitely not the card you hand to someone who blushes at a swear word.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe joke keeps going inside with a deadpan take-back of the insult, followed by reassurance that the happy birthday part was completely sincere. A fun pick for your best friend, sibling, or partner in inappropriate humor, this card balances an outrageous greeting with a genuine birthday wish. Slip it into a gift bag or hand it over at the party and enjoy that moment when they open it, read the punchline, and realize you found exactly their kind of card. Adult humor for someone who knows your trash talk comes from a place of love.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bald Guy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44506275643453,"sku":"51851","price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0030\/1239\/5069\/files\/CardHappyBirthdayMFer.png?v=1794351444","url":"https:\/\/www.shoptherocket.com\/products\/card-happy-birthday-mother-fucker","provider":"www.shoptherocket.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}