Butts On Things Day To Day 2026 Calendar

Butts on Things turns mundane objects into something comical and memorable, injecting humor (and a bit of absurdity) into your day. I mean, have you ever seen a sandwich with a butt?

Prepare to, quite literally, LMAO. Featuring a mix of full color illustrations and black and white sketches from uber-talented artist Brian Cook, each page of the Butts on Things 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar will crack you up–no ifs, ands, or butts about it.

Features include:
Page size: 5.354" x 4.488"
No single-use plastic
Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display
Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink
Full-color tear-off pages
Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists
Day/Date reference on each page
Combined weekend pages
Official major world holidays and observances
Each page features a hilariously immature illustration of a butt on a thing