Butts On Things 2026 Wall Calendar

This wall calendar gives everyday objects a hilarious rear-end makeover, turning the ordinary into the cheekily extraordinary!

From tennis balls sporting derrieres to beach chairs that seem a bit cheeky, this calendar blends surrealism with a healthy dose of laughter. It's a whimsical journey into a world where everything has a booty—turning ordinary items into objects that might make you snicker. In a world where seriousness reigns, Brian Cook's playful touch reminds us that sometimes, all it takes is a clever twist to bring a smile to our faces.

Features include:
12" x 12" (12" x 24" open)
Fold-around cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging
Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink
Planning spread for September–December 2025
Spans January–December 2026
Generous grid space for notes, appointments, and reminders
Official major world holidays and observances
Moon phases, based on Universal Time
Each monthly spread features a full-color booty-ful original illustration