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Lazy Ass Panda Dish Towel
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Hangry Dish Towel
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Made From Scratch Dish Towel
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Side Bitch Dish Towel
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It's not that you're lazier than others, exactly... it's just that you do it with the utmost panache. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.
28"h x 21"
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Rising up, back on the street. Did my time, took my chances. Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet - just a wolf and his utensils. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.
28"h x 21"w
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Look at this cat, so pleased with herself becuase she's ripped the hell out your great-grandmother's armchair. But you forgive her, becuase that chicken noodle soup she made was DELISH. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.
28"h x 21"w
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Here, to your right, is the first-ever use of the term "side bitch" on a dish towel. What can I say... we're pioneers. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.
28"h x 21"w
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Go Away Dish Towel
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Secret Ingredient Dish Towel
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Lake Wine Dish Towel
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Pizza Is Here Oven Mitt
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Don't worry, this too shall pass - probably faster than you think. Unless they bring you one of those magnum bottles of wine. In that case, I'm sorry, but you're in it for the long haul. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.
28"h x 21"w
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Sorry, I didn't mean to yell. I just wanted to make sure you really heard me. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton
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Now, don't tell anyone. We don't want this place overrun with tourists. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.
28"h x 21"w
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Who's a hero? YOU'RE A HERO. Congratulations, my dear. Please, have a slice. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
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Feed You Fuckers Oven Mitt
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Fucking Delicious Oven Mitt
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My Favorite Salad Oven Mitt
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I'm Not Bossy Oven Mitt
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It's dinner time when I say it's dinner time! What? Does it look like I have three sets of arms or something?! Super-insulated. 100% cotton.
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Let others know that your cooking is this good!
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Wine is the best salad
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Let them know who's the boss of the kitchen!
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