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Bath Bomb For Queens
Bath Bomb For Queens
Our Price: $9.99

Talk. To. The hand.

Seriously? I mean, seriously? I bought you this Bath Bomb for Queens and your only response is to throw it at me? Talk about major drama! I'll tell you this right here, right now. If you don't apologize to me right this second, I'm going to, like, set myself on fire!

Cherry Tart scented
Net Weight: 6 oz.
Note: Because all of our bath bombs are handmade, no two bombs are identical.

Soap For #Goals
Soap For #Goals
Our Price: $9.99

It seems like lately, everyone has goals. #hairgoals #friendgoals #pizzagoals #beergoals #napgoals #goopgoals ... awww, crap. I wrote goals too many times and now it sounds weird. Goals. Goals. GOALS. Gooooaaaallls. Tag. You're it.

Unicorn Farts scented
Net Weight: 6 oz.
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.

Bath Bomb For It's Only Tuesday
Bath Bomb For It's Only Tuesday
Our Price: $9.99

How is it only TUESDAY? It's been a full year since the work week started. I swear I can feel each individual cell in my body slowly dying to the beat of that annoying wall clock. And Glen in the next cubicle. Ghod. If he doesn't stop loudly smacking his gum and clicking his pen like some kind of deranged one-man band hoping for a record deal that will never happen, I'm going to write a scathing anonymous note about gum chewing and post it on the bulletin board with all my other scathing anonymous notes.

Gum-Smacking Co-Worker scented
Net Weight: 6 oz.
Note: Because all of our bath bombs are handmade, no two bombs are identical.

Soap For Broke Ass Musicians
Soap For Broke Ass Musicians
Our Price: $9.99

So what if rent hasn't been paid in three months and the only food left in the joint is a jar of peanut butter? You've still got your instrument, and your passion, and that's all she wrote. And if you want to get down to it, there's nothing wrong with living on PB & Js. They're freaking delicious.

PB & jelly scented
Net Weight: 6 oz.
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.

Soap For Foodies
Soap For Foodies
Our Price: $9.99

Okay, okay. You eat well. I don't know you personally, but I know everything you've eaten for the last three years. And that's not on you. That's totally on me. If I didn't enjoy the steady stream of food porn on my IG, I would've unfollowed you a loooong time ago. So keep it up. All the food trucks and gastropubs and pho, oh my!

Frito Pie scented
Net Weight: 6 oz.
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.

Pootin Lavatory Mist
Our Price: $12.99

We have a lot of fun here at The Rocket, but I think I can comfortably say that developing Pootin' Lavatory Mist has been the highlight of ourtenure. Also, We are 100% positive that it would look glorious in your bathroom. Scented with light jasmine and red tea.
5.3 fl. oz./156 ml
Bathroom Guest Book
Bathroom Guest Book
Our Price: $16.99

No ordinary guest book, this throne-room tome offers provocative prompts and ample doodle space to help your guests express themselves for posterity. Who hasn’t had a deep thought on the can?

  • Unique housewarming gift becomes a one-of-a-kind keepsake
  • Helps even verbally constipated friends to be effortlessly witty
  • Padded hardcover with foil stamping, ribbon page marker; 112 pages


Wash 'N Roar T-Rex Showerhead
Wash 'N Roar T-Rex Showerhead
Our Price: $21.99

  • Who doesn't want a T-Rex showerhead cover? Super awesome!
    Cleaning:Easy to Clean
    Material:Made of Plastic
    Dimensions, Imperial:BPA free
    Dimensions, Metric:6-1/2" (tall) x 3-15/16" (wide) x 5-1/4" (deep)
    Volume, Imperial:16.5 cm (tall) x 10.0 cm (wide) x 13.5 cm (deep)
    Special Care Instructions:WARNING: his chompers are sharp! This is not a toy
  • Designed to fit on a standard 0.5-inch shower head pipe.