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Optional Fucks Calendar Unlikely Friends 2018 Calendar Namaste Bitches 2018 Calendar
Optional Fucks Calendar
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With this desk calendar you can choose your mood with a Fuck off attitude. A hippo and a tortoise. A pup and a meerkat. A bear and a wolf. From finned to four-footed, from primates to piglets, the Unlikely Friendships Mini Calendar features a year of heartwarming bonds between species—fittingly, in an equally cute format. With 12 full-color photos and accompanying stories about the featured friends, it’s a testament to the power of love and camaraderie in the animal kingdom. Stick the perfectly sized mini calendar (7" x 7 ") in your locker or cubicle for an instant day-brightener.

Every month, a cheeky saying and illustration that pairs the om of yoga practice with the “I can’t even” of real life. Don’t feel like exercising? Namast’ay in bed. Need to flush out toxins? Sweat your asana off. It’s a year of self-care, with flair—with a bonus sheet of 7 temporary henna-style tattoos. A witty gift for a friend, sister, or favorite yoga teacher.
Who Said That 2018 Calendar Pad

It’s a quiz-a-day calendar, featuring a wide, wise, and hilarious array of quotables in a multiple-choice format that prompts interactive guessing. Who said witticisms like, Adults are just obsolete children (Charles Darwin, Carl Sagan, Dr. Seuss, or Pee-wee Herman)? Or philosophical musings like, not all those who wander are lost (Jack Kerouac, J.R.R. Tolkien, Cheryl Strayed, or Forrest Gump)? Plus, words of optimism (This is a wonderful day. I’ve never seen this one before), neuroticism (I don’t think I’ve ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up), and more. Full of historical and contemporary references, Who Said That? Page-A-Day Calendar is the perfect gift for history and pop culture buffs, or fans of trivia and pub quizzes.